In fact, there are a lot of things that are awesome and not visible from a distance of two hundred and forty thousand miles. Like turtles. Turtles are awesome. And not visible from a distance of two hundred and forty thousand miles. To be sure, we took a turtle, one having unimpeachably awesome characteristics, and sent it to the Moon. When he got there, we could not see him. But surely the rigors of space flight did not erode his awesomeness. Perhaps they only made it greater. But getting back to my point, clearly you should come to next year's Awesomefest.
